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for those of you who are curious the reason im still vegetable posting is because earlier today the thread escaped confinement and now humorless fibercucks are yelling at me anywa...
Every now and then, you stumble across a project that just speaks to you, and stops you dead in your tracks 🧵 In my case, it went "Maaa!" What's that? I hear you ask. It's the so...
@PAstynome there's a joke, an African dictator visits an Asian dictator, the Asian dictator shows him stadiums, schools, bridges, and his private mansion. the African dictator asks...
The story of Djokovic at 2007 Estoril: A big football fan, he attended Benfica-Sporting on Sunday night, missing out on the players' party - and the next day, the Benfica presiden...
@selentelechia as if that's somehow exculpatory
this is not hard. vegetables are objectively gross, bad food and everyone who pretends to enjoy them is full of shit and they know it https://t.co/603VflRkrN
Probably the best thing you'll see today. In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world. The results 🧵 1/2...
As a public service, I have decided to compile a Punjabi-English dictionary in the form of a Twitter thread. All are words i have personally encountered. Caps indicate emphasis. 1...
In a manner that always appears to catch you off guard, life can be humorous. You can be having a fantastic time one second, and then your day might take an unexpected turn. Life s...
Makes sense now https://t.co/MDbyZ479qs
This remains one of my best gifts from my wife(my then GF). It’s a handwritten letter and a £10 bill. Here’s the story: just before we met for the first time in Nigeria, we were g...
So the whole world thinks you're nuts huh? Relax you're just having a spiritual awakening. 11 undeniable (and comical) signs:
while i dont particularly like dating discourse my advice to someone who finds himself in a situation like this is, this is one of those cases where you dont have to actually #beli...
Here’s a list of insults I found from back when people still thought about words rather than just hurled expletives with no sense of poetry. 1. "He had delusions of adequacy.” ~Wa...
We have ALL heard about the G.O.A.T - Greatest Of All Time. There's a Whole Herd of pple calling themselves GOAT(s). It's cool, it's catchy & trendy. A THREAD 🧵 https://t.co/jPHuzP...
An IG clip of Brad Lea saying that he did (and will do again) botox popped up and i think that's a great idea to remind you that botox it's pointless and harmful. If you want to b...
Most white-collar memes are self-deprecating in nature because if you work in corporate you have to be able to laugh at your own misery (Eg. Consultants and bankers one-upping each...
Even by the wild standards of Brazilian strikers, Edmundo was a Grade A nutter. Nicknamed The Animal, his partying made Ronaldinho look like James Milner. From getting circus ani...
If Bible Characters had a phone, A thread 1. Moses selfie after crossing the Red Sea https://t.co/bbncCaBDUe
Here are videos from 4 respected SANs. Talking about the 25% in Abuja rhetoric. It looks like only Obidient Lawyers are pushing the false interpretation. 1. Abiodun Owonikoko SAN...
I love this stupid country https://t.co/6phucGZzms
#ChatGPT on #gormint and #taxes Oh, how I love to pay my taxes To the government that never relaxes They take a chunk of my hard-earned money And spend it on things that are not s...
47 SENTENCES THAT'LL MAKE YOU MORE MONKEY THAN A 4 YEARS BUSINESS DEGREE. https://t.co/VrYGIxNo2A
IMPORTANT UPDATE : Dear friends, there is a long story of how this handle started, but basically I felt I wanted to introduce my idea of humor and deconstruct leftist fraud using t...
