Humor
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Chainsaws were originally created as a tool to help deliver babies.
$BA The timing of this tweet OMFG lmaoooooooo. It's like telling a bitch that plays hard to get "ok im tired of your games" and she immediately sends you nudes https://t.co/nOSPCLP...
Marketing made easy. [Thread]
Avengers with @Snapchat anime filter: a thread @RobertDowneyJr @ChrisEvans @chrishemsworth https://t.co/58f0YzF0gH
we are selling mugs you can put stuff in. they say “don’t talk to me until i’ve had my splash mountain water” on them. thanks https://t.co/BadsqW161w https://t.co/rj0CegnxPe
Ok this kind of ruined the humor for me. I also just found out that 2 buddies of mine got stubborn and took huge hits on $SPI . You guys are supposed to be laughing with me AT the...
you know what. fuck it. comic thread. when its done ill put it all on a free gumroad but for now, enjoy. https://t.co/ch5gYACqxv
Two unrelated movies that can be summed up with the same sentence - a short thread. 1/ Two guys go up a mountain and rings get destroyed https://t.co/ebTToiJRof
Like the tweet if you know a handasa boy who
Oh My God I _had_ given up annoying people, forever. But this one is such a facepalm. And there is now online evidence of me completely failing to debug a numbers thing. #MedE...
[Thread] 1/15 so this is on the poor relationship input of most Namibian women. like there is a weekly bashing of Namibian men being subpar lovers and such but it really is the pot...
Why I need Four Wives [A Thread🧵]
Silly Pota-kouhai need some naughty lessons from you, sensei! 🥺❤️ 🌸 Sub my #OnlyFans to see which pantsu I'm wearing 👀🤘✨ https://t.co/wBPzXBlAcS
I saw a video of a charming young boy online asking his mom to ‘calm down’ as she was set to punish him for a misdemeanour. I was moved by his sobriety, which reflected in his prom...
Short Thread A lawyer in N Carolina,bought a box of very rare and expensive cigars,then insured them against fire. A month later, after smoking all the cigars,he filed a claim aga...
Bruh i need more of these https://t.co/9uVVohhAjB
my neighbor (who is a landlord in his early 20s) is having a party right now. i’ve never been excited to call the cops on someone before this moment. is this what being a white wom...
so she makes the group chat and adds her friend (my wife, we'll call her "Waifu") so i consider if i really want to marry someone i met on twitter, so i ask her(my Waifu) a bunch...
I think I just got a group of goats in Llandudno arrested. Let me explain... first, I saw this from inside a dark pub (the one I live in currently). I thought I was seeing things...
A thread on the MOST DUMB PEOPLE OF THIS PLANET 1.https://t.co/ndHZbd1nZz
A year in cartoons (Thread) January 2019: https://t.co/9kF2M1JAjZ
THREAD OF JOKES ?? ثريد نكت ?⬇️
Did I ever tell you about the golf game where a stray ball hit and killed a blackbird? As soon as the bird dropped, out of nowhere, hundreds of blackbirds rushed to its body.
Thread of the best dog videos I have seen https://t.co/kPIWUPtQli
