Humor

Health Insurance Memes - 🧵 https://t.co/vFgzhuHVhh

Sagar

@sagarcasm

TOOT DAT BIG OLE RED ASS UP

YUMMIANA ❤️‍🔥👹🥨

@YUOMDHO

oh my goodness, i’m so rizzless

𝐁𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐄𝐒𝐇𝐔𝐍 ✪

@1unknown_eshun

Yall love saying this generation be using men for money. I was getting ice cream with my guy friend, I go to pay, he stops me and pays. While he’s paying the old lady next to me sa...

niccoya is watching shameless 😞

@niccoyat

@NoContextHumans This one is funny https://t.co/SfYRjwv7F2

Sucre papi 🐺

@verybadtboih

I see what he did there. 👇 Saving for later. https://t.co/t76mgP0xsy

artisbrutal2021

@artisbrutal2021

Let's have those new pick up lines that can never fail? https://t.co/dc4s8YJKT8

French 🇫🇷

@Mc_Phils

When you pray to God to remove your "family's problems" and then next day you find yourself in heaven https://t.co/Rj09K9kWsd

Gift Berry🍒

@gift_emene

I said it before, i’ll say it again. if I could eat my own coochie……..

❦あんげ horrorqueen❦ (3-2)

@onlyarchangelI

Lunchtime humour - Wife & husband, with a fresh twist! A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He co...

Ananth Rupanagudi

@Ananth_IRAS

If you're feeling down today click the cat! :3💕 ╱|、 (˚ˎ 。7 |、˜〵...

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@adorablws

3 guys you should avoid in trading: 1. The lambo guy 2. The 100% win rate guy 3. The 50 RR guy

Trader Theory

@Trader_Theory

🚨Ederson went into the Arsenal dressing room and stole Gabriel Jesus’ car keys + his tracksuit. The keeper was not happy about the yellow card that he received because of his for...

Brasil Football 🇧🇷

@BrasilEdition

Tailor: I forgot to ask, do want pocket in your shirt?? Me: Person wey no get money need pocket?? https://t.co/p11u35ieIE

Dee_Humßle 💪✌

@omo_iya_tuwo

What do we call a group of short people https://t.co/nZXNAe5Fqb

YUSUF 🌴🌴

@godsplan009

Sorry, Dr. Apple’s control arm. Nobody wants to save you from further disease progression. Asymptomatic Neurocognitive Impairment today. Functional equivalent of AIDS Dementia Comp...

Daniel Brittain Dugger

@dbdugger

funny story: back in the mid-2010s when i was an undergrad on tinder, i made a second profile as Waluigi as a joke. however people i matched with would be extremely candid with the...

transfeminine frankenstein, m.a.

@draculavoice

@XXL If my wife does this during the wedding. I’m getting a divorce the next day.

𝔍ú𝔫𝔦𝔬𝔯💮

@CFC_Junior_

I hope one day Marina Shafir throws me her socks

🎃👻S4C 👻🎃

@_Sareee4Champ_

My son accidentally colored something blue instead of green, so I told him to just color over it with yellow. When it turned green , he asked if I'm a witch. Oh well, I didn't say...