Saw this video a few days back and it still kills me https://t.co/KI0VUccWdB

Shooting irresponsible citizens using hairspray with a harpoon from my brand new 250 million dollar superyacht that I fly to on my Gulfstream G650 😎 https://t.co/5PwLEiGZRb

This shit is hilarious https://t.co/tBeUwK672P

Finding a prayer warrior and a slut in one partner>>>

I don’t understand the logic behind dating when you’re poor, do you think you’re still in secondary school?

Me i no do Blue Tick again o. The money's not worth going to hell for. Imagine dragging God for 900 naira. LMAO! 🀣🀣

These computer science boys buying the new MacBook pros and iPhones but not deodorant 😩

software engineering is just digital plumbing instead of moving liquid through pipes we move zeroes and ones through wires

Chelsea and Liverpool fans turning on TV to watch UCL draw https://t.co/drB3CnDiVM

@AfricaFactsZone No matter the amount of cars you have ,you can only ride one at a time No matter the numbers of house you have,you can only stay in one at a time No matter the am...

Do you think you can build a family with a woman that celebrates her birthday at the club?

First date kinda nervous https://t.co/58RIUvrd10

Just imagine Usain Bolt carry brand new Cutlass dey pursue you for land matter πŸ˜•..shey for your mind you go dey feel say you go run escape abi...??? πŸͺ¦

Make sure you give your business idea as many chances as you give that man that will obviously not marry you. https://t.co/0yxAxRi2ck

I have a solution for all life's problems, but it only works in the case of spherical people in a vacuum

A young guy from Nigerian moves to Florida in the US and goes to a big β€œeverything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, β€œDo you have any sales exp...

BIG BREAKING: NASA has release pics of dome shaped structures on moon. Sources are saying these structures were built by MUGHAL’s. https://t.co/twOJReX5nD

An actual Giga Stacy https://t.co/tUxOeFJLFJ

And man, were they rolling in it too, lol https://t.co/foUaeFFtrY https://t.co/czuajEAXCs

Funny 'Morbid'ishπŸ’€ Dark humor jokes A THREAD 🧡 https://t.co/WzGRRMd9vi

Daily reminder not to shit yourself.

You might be thinking that Me and your Partner are just Friends, werey na u be our friend o πŸ’€πŸ˜Œ

I’d let this man pee in my mouth

How does this guy so consistently own himself? If you made up a caricature of a leftist ret*rd who constantly undermined his own point like this, it would seem like a strawman. B...