Humor

Elon musk think say we go call twitter "X" make e go ask Nepa https://t.co/mp7PLCpanJ

Attah Akor

@attah_akor

When you sleep all day while fasting then you wake up by 6:57pm: https://t.co/jeipuSeTut

Ibb Suleja.

@Ibbsuleja

The rest of the league reacting to Luka’s new offseason body https://t.co/4GbgKMPAtH

NBA Memes

@NBAMemes

Have you ever been high that your face can’t open your phone Face ID https://t.co/K2tYwZbZbg

Ayfresh

@Ayfresh14

I just confirm price of pampers and school fees, people with low spérm count don't know what God as done for you

holyseye🇦🇷

@seyeoluwat

I just confirm price of pampers and school fees, people with low spérm count don't know what God done for them.😩

holyseye🇦🇷

@seyeoluwat

I just confirm price of pampers and school fees now, people with low spérm count don't know what God as done for them.😩

holyseye🇦🇷

@seyeoluwat

I just confirm price of pampers and school fee now, people with low spérm count no know watin God do for them

holyseye🇦🇷

@seyeoluwat

@RGkunn Oh…uwu👉👈I didn’t see you there RG-san. G-G-Good Morning! I hope you have a good day! No-Not like I care or anything. Hey, you know…recently I‘ve been thinking and—Actually...

Squid.

@TheOnlySquids

So I decide to spoil somebody's son (my king) this last Sunday. So I was all dressed up, I planned that we go for lunch first before taking him to other exquisite places to have fu...

ThatBlessedGirl

@BlessedGirl001

Me in a class discussion wondering how and where my fellow students got such knowledge from. 😔💔🤕 https://t.co/J0ZCggFDbQ

Fearless 🤩👳‍♂️📿

@fearless_jnr

I knew power is power when one SS3 girl entered my SS1 class then told us all to kneel down, as we no answer am, the whole SS3 Boys enter our class 🙏🏾😭

Khaleed 💸

@KhaleedSZN

Voting the worst possible candidate on the ballot paper every 4years thinking that Nigeria will be better “in Jesus name” and expecting that such an incompetent government will fav...

#OurFavOnlineDoc 🩺 🇬🇧

@OurFavOnlineDoc

I serve the son of a Carpenter, so tell me why I no go hammer??? https://t.co/VcrdnrKgh2

TUPAC🗿

@Overthinker1192

For a generation that “can’t find a good man” y’all seem to be pregnant a lot.

Sah Gigaba

@NginguSah

I knew birds weren’t real

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

Nyali is like vietnam,theres a guy who rears crocodiles,after realizing he was spending so much money on crocodile meat he went to a nearby mortuary akaanza kupiga order ya maiti,t...

MethoDman

@polo_kimanii

How I pissed off 500,000 conservatives in less than 10 seconds: a thread https://t.co/QVzxfVzsmn https://t.co/LrcFcSrMes

Faajir 

@FaajirLibertas

Wknd🧵- 🩳 Story, Jungle vs जंगल Ek Jungle mein bahut saarey Gadhe the. No one used to take them seriously. One day they found a boastful Mule. Few over-smart donkeys said, “let’s u...

Sir Kazam {blu tik}

@SirKazamJeevi

One of those days, there was a banter session between UNN and UNIZIK students. One said the UNN gate is like Enugu Ọkpa grinding engine. They won. 😂 https://t.co/YwRJJi0k33

Ugonna Okeke

@Victorokeke_

Women equating frying chicken to building a house is the most hilarious shit ever bruh I can't lie https://t.co/wSuIQ5LVx4

Mont 🎭

@DisAintStunna

Before you give up' remember giving up was not among the reasons why you started, so keep going You can still give up sha if you see am say the thing one kill you😅😂😂 https://t.co/Q...

Big Famous

@BigFamous001

So I guess that's what a photonic demiurge installer looks like https://t.co/8DLTHJ85jA

John Titor #137 𓅔

@JohnTitor137

A thread of people who had just one job but still failed 😂 https://t.co/8a2WywyikO

French 🇫🇷

@Mc_Phils